A penis in the kitchen sink

I've read stories over the years of people seeing an image of Jesus in their toast.  I always thought it was a bit ridiculous.

Today, I spotted an image in my kitchen sink:  A penis.  Maybe there is something to seeing images in inanimate objects.

There are several faucets that have a little drip in our apartment.  The kitchen sink has been a newer one that's popped up (pardon the pun) and it's caused a pattern that has a rather phallic appearance.

Anthony despises the smell of cleaning chemicals, so I have to pick a time when he won't get too angry if I spray some Lime Away in the sink to get rid of the penis.

In the meantime, there's no disputing which gender the sink is.  It's a man, baby!

An image of a penis in the kitchen sink at the Ken Carr World Headquarters.
If the faucet dripped hot water instead of cold, it would be larger.