Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Expired stuff is the new black

I have made a shocking discovery. Just about everything in my apartment has expired!

I know expiration dates are on things for some reason. Although I am not quite sure why the dates are chosen.

A few examples:

Vitamin C tablets: March 2009

Antibiotic ointment: May 2008

Hamburger Helper Stroganoff Singles: Sept 3, 2009

Creamy peanut butter (unopened!) July 30, 2008

Honey Nut Cheerios: May 2, 2009

Apple Cinnamon Cheerios: May 30, 2009

Pop Secret Popcorn: August 4, 2008

Butterfinger Hot Cocoa Mix: January 2009

Heinz Ketchup: May 2009

Nearly full bottle of SPF 15 sunscreen: April 2008

At least the tube of biscuits, one of the only things in my refrigerator, is good until November 1. Although its a lot of pressure to use it by then.

I don't know what happens. I can't use stuff fast enough before the expiration fairy visits. Its too tough of an economy to just throw it all out. I suppose I'd better get a booster shot from my doctor just in case these items can kill me if used after their expiration date.

I'm afraid to look in my freezer.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Don't fart in the airport!

What happens when a thermal imaging camera catches you farting in an airport?

It made for this awesome video!

Thursday, October 8, 2009


Dog + woman = waaaay funny vid:

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

100 Greatest Internet Videos in 3 minutes

From www.collegehumor.com: The 100 Greatest Internet Videos in 3 minutes. Awesome!