Saturday, January 3, 2015

I cooked dinner, Anthony didn't die

I cooked dinner tonight for Anthony and I.

I'm hesitant to cook food for him. I've always been a meat and potatoes kind of guy (which he doesn't get very excited about). A few years ago, I made cheeseburgers for us and he ended up in the hospital the next day with an intestinal rupture. The rupture was unrelated, but ever since then I've associated my cooking with his near death experience.

It's been a few hours since he ate and nothing has happened, so my confidence is high that I was successful in not killing him.

The food was good in my opinion. Steak, stuffed baked potato, and French Cut green beans (Green Giant, the canned stuff is the best in my opinion).

With my luck, I'd be the first person convicted of murder using French cut green beans as a weapon.

I'd plead KENsanity.

Steak, stuffed baked potato, green beans.
The food is far more deadly than the knife.