I was talking to my friend Brandon last night on Skype and the video stopped on the screen.  He then announced that he was "taking a s**t".  I didn't know you could freeze the video like that on Skype but thanks to a bowel movement I learned something new. (Thanks bowel movement!)
I won't describe the audio I listened to (I know you're thanking me for that right about now) but this is what I ended up looking at for a while.
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| Modern technology.... bringing the human race closer. Maybe a little too close.
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