| Vanilla Crème Horns If I had horns, this is what I would like them to look like. | 
| Girard's Champagne Dressing The easy way to get drunk while eating salad. | 
| McCormick Grill Mates Cowboy Rub I think they used Cowboy Rub in the movie Brokeback Mountain. | 
| Peanut Butter Toast Crunch Anthony was so excited when he saw this that he squealed like a school girl. | 
| Hot flavored potato chips I thought hot was a temperature. Apparently it's a flavor. How silly of me. | 
| Banquet Chicken Fingers Meal It comes with chicken fingers, macaroni and cheese sauce, and a giant brown piece of poo. | 
| The sneaky Anthony photo of the week: He gazes longingly at the Easter Candy. Don't worry, he bought some. | 
