Friday, July 5, 2013

Top Your Dog at Quik Trip

I had to take a picture of this sign today when I was getting gasoline at QuikTrip:  "Top Your Dog".

I found it funny because the term "top" in the gay community means to be the giver during sex.  (In case you wondered what the receiver is called, the answer is "bottom").

If you were to apply that terminology to this sign, "Top Your Dog" would mean to screw your dog.  If you catch my drift.

At QuikTrip, it's a reminder that you can get whatever toppings you want on hot dogs when you buy them there.  I'm also guessing that whoever in their marketing department came up with the "Top Your Dog" slogan doesn't know any gay people or gay slang.

I'm pretty sure there are a whole lot of canines that would protest this marketing campaign if they could read.

Top Your Dog at Quik Trip
Don't do it at their business though, or they will probably call the police.