Good news will come to you from a fart

Panda Express was a guest on the show earlier this week and they were kind enough to bring food to feed the crew.

I opened a fortune cookie that they brought and the fortune inside said, "Good news will come to you from a far".  I misread it and thought it said "from a fart".

It would have been funnier (and likely more truthful) in my interpretation.

My fortune from the cookie that Panda Express brought.
"Good news will come to you from a fart" would have been more accurate.