Saturday, May 15, 2010

Stripper names

I had a really funny conversation tonight at the end of my broadcast at Desert Diamond Casino with JP and Joey from the Mega promotions department about stripper names.

I have been to a strip club a handful of times in my life.  But all of them had strippers with obviously fake names.  They all had a running theme, too.  Many are named after food.

Cinnamon, Ginger, Chocolate, Honey.

The funniest thing to me is that the strippers have regular real names and the clubs make them change them for their on stage performances.  Is it more sexy to be called Ginger than Sheila?  I have never figured that out.

But, they have missed trying a number of names.  Tarragon, Basil, Bayleaf, Nutmeg, Cheesecake, Salisbury Steak, Bologna Sandwich, Quarter Pounder with cheese.  Those can sound appetizing too.

I can only imagine what my stripper name would be.  Probably Vanilla Pudding.