I got up this morning and walked out onto my patio and started laughing.
My neighbor's freezer, the one they've been selling meat out of from the back of their pickup truck and the one now sitting in a parking space in the apartment complex parking lot, now has an orange parked illegally towing sticker on it.
Since parking spaces are reserved for motorized vehicles it would only make sense for them to put wheels and a motor on the freezer. That's what I'm waiting for next.
Update at 2:00 p.m.: Ahh, they didn't want it towed away. So, if you have an illegally parked freezer where do you move it? Why, up on the landscaping next to your patio of course.