Monday, December 14, 2009

Scooter Fourth

I've seen posts online that suggest the way to create your name if you were to be a porn actor is to use the name of your first pet for your first name and the name of the street you grew up on for your last name.

That would make my porn name "Scooter Fourth". Oh yeah. That screams sexy.

My porn career ends before it even starts! Darn the luck!