Sunday, April 24, 2016

Curl-A-Dog and Squeeze Me Piggie sounds like a date I've had

It's the end of another week. My, how time flies.

It's interesting to me how predictable each year seems to be, most specifically at work. Everyone's mood seems to repeat at various points in the year. For example, there's extra enthusiasm about starting a new year, then late spring a cloud of grumpy appears. Summer is tough because a lot of people go on vacation and Tucson is a grind to get through the hot months. Fall brings new energy after Labor Day, and then the holidays hit and no one really wants to be at work.

The spring grumpy period has started. I hope it doesn't last long. As for me, I'm a person who lives so much in the present that I'm usually really happy to be anywhere. I consider myself the luckiest bastard who has ever lived that I still make it out of bed every morning, all my systems are fairly functional, and I manage to stay employed. Everything else is gravy.

Even on the weekends, I'm still the luckiest bastard in the world. I get to sleep in, do some laundry, and wash the dog. If I'm extra fortunate, I get to go somewhere.

This week's Sunday excursion with Anthony was a trip to Taco Bell for a delicious dinner, the grocery store, and Walgreens. I even shot photos. Amazing!

Mexican Pizza and two Taco Supremes at Taco Bell for Ken

Anthony opens his Taco Bell Big Box


Abandoned ketchup at with the trail mix at Walmart Neighborhood Market.

Anthony had trouble deciding between
Extra Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
It was basically a decision of burning asshole
when it comes out or extra burning asshole.

Smooth Move tea
relieves occasional constipation.
Don't drink too much or it becomes Explosive Move.

Son of a beach.... defense.

Sasquatch pizza
Nothing says yummy like a foot in your pie.
It's extra tasty if there's fungi.

Abandoned cheese singles with the refrigerated cake.

Abandoned potato salad with large refrigerated cake.



Anthony didn't ask for assistance with the top shelf.
He's a rebel Dottie, a loner.

"Michelle's plot to destroy Hillary".
She apparently is attempting to out-snarl her.

Justin Bieber is apparently "the best lover ever".
In contrast, I'm the worst lover ever and can't even
grow a Bieber style moustache.
It's official, I have nothing to live for.

Anthony finally smiled for one of my photos.

Curl-A-Dog hot dog slicer at Walgreens.
The box contains a bonus of 20 hot dog recipes.
I only know one recipe - cook the damn thing
and put it on a bun.

Squeeze Me Piggie
sounds like a date I've had.

Anthony's enthusiasm for buying this on clearance
was entirely driven by the bunny ears that
came with it.


Yo Anthony, I found something for you.
It might be a little big but your
perky bosoms should hold it up nicely.