Monday, July 11, 2011

Work Poo

I have a poo and pee calendar.  It doesn't have photos but does have fun and fascinating facts and entries about poo and pee.  It sits on my desk at work.

Today's entry is titled "Work Poo".  I thought it was worth sharing.

"You have just returned from an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet and are settling into your desk when the rumbling begins.  You attempt to pass off the gurgling and bloating as mere gas but soon realize that this is the real deal.  It's game time.  You are on the verge of a Work Poo, and an unplanned one at that.  You desperately attempt to stifle the urge while quickly taking stock of your surroundings, noting the locations and types of bathrooms (unisex, multiple stalls, etc.) and amount of ambient noise.  You can only hope and pray for a quick, quiet, and odorless expulsion.  Despite the urgency, don't forget the rules of the Work Poo (most importantly, try to find a private bathroom in a different part of the building.)"

Thanks again to Anthony for giving me the poo and pee calendar last Christmas.  It has been the gift that keeps on giving.