Monday, December 18, 2017

Holiday shopping 2017

Anthony and I headed out today to do a little holiday and grocery shopping.

Justin Trudeau, My Canadian Boyfriend
This may be one of the funniest calendar ideas I have ever seen

Anthony spots this hand mixer at Target and said:
"Hey, this looks like a dildo"

This donut is made of wood.
That's a total waste of a donut.

Where's Santa?
Apparently not at Target

This package contains: POOP (The Game)
What a bunch of crap.

Flipping a bottle has turned commercial

Cereal Milk
The epitome of laziness.
It's soooo much work to eat the whole bowl of cereal to
get to the cereal milk that they saved you the time.

Tina's Smothered Burrito
Anthony said it sounded naughty.
But, how could a red hot beef burrito covered with
salsa con queso be dirty with all of that hot cheese
heaped onto a red hot beef burrito?
Now I need a cold shower.

There's a section of the freezer at Walmart Market dedicated to Paleo.
When you want tasteless food easily prepared in a
cancer causing radiation producing microwave, here's your solution.

Hey Anthony, come back! I have that chorizo you've been wanting.