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Justin Trudeau, My Canadian Boyfriend 
This may be one of the funniest calendar ideas I have ever seen | 
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Anthony spots this hand mixer at Target and said: 
"Hey, this looks like a dildo" | 
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This donut is made of wood. 
That's a total waste of a donut. | 
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Where's Santa? 
Apparently not at Target | 
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This package contains: POOP (The Game) 
What a bunch of crap. | 
| Flipping a bottle has turned commercial | 
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Cereal Milk 
The epitome of laziness. 
It's soooo much work to eat the whole bowl of cereal to 
get to the cereal milk that they saved you the time. | 
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There's a section of the freezer at Walmart Market dedicated to Paleo. 
When you want tasteless food easily prepared in a 
cancer causing radiation producing microwave, here's your solution. | 
| Hey Anthony, come back! I have that chorizo you've been wanting. | 
