Taco Bell was the dinner spot, Walmart Neighborhood Market for groceries.
Anthony got a box deal that included a burrito thing with volcano sauce (he said it was really good), and tacos with the Doritos shells. I had my favorite, a Smothered Burrito. Every time I order one I always have to resist the urge to say to the Taco Bell employee "Hey baby, will you smother my burrito?" I might not like the answer I get.
It was the usual shenanigans at the grocery store. We usually buy the same stuff and I search for unusual products to take pictures of.
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| Anthony really knows how to make unwrapping and holding a burrito seem so sexual |
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| "Hey baby, will you smother my burrito?" |
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| Chobani Pumpkin Greek Yogurt They make just about everything with pumpkin these days so why not Greek yogurt? |
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| More Chobani pumpkin yogurt. Their "flip" variety... Pumpkin Spice Harvest. Which also sounds like an air freshener I would use in the bathroom to make a poor attempt at disguising my poop smell. |
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| Duck Commander wine If a duck commander was actually drinking wine, I think it's more likely it would be out of a box. |
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| Carnival Fruit Roll-Ups It's fruit roll ups with carnival rides printed on them in festive carnival flavors. But, they did forget stinky carnival worker and horse poop flavors. |
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| Tombstone Hulapeno Pizza with pineapple and jalapenos and their signature zesty sauce |
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| Tombstone Bratwurst Pizza Personally, I prefer my Bratwurst between two buns. |
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| Jolly Time Blast O Butter And just like in the theater it's artificially flavored. And, blast o butter sounds like a date I've had. |
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| Yooooo Anthony! I found this menopause relief for you to help you reduce your hot flashes, night sweats, and manage your fatigue. It's tough being 31 years old. |
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| Yooooo Anthony! I found this candy bar with your name on it. |
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| Yooooooo Anthony! I found another candy bar with your name on it. |