Sunday, February 17, 2013

Clam juice, pigs feet, and a car getting towed

This week's grocery shopping visit to Walmart Neighborhood Market at 22nd and Craycroft:

Clam Juice
I don't envy the person who has to squeeze enough clams to get a jar full.

Hormel Pigs Feet
I picture hundreds of pigs getting around in wheelchairs just to satisfy the appetites of consumers.

Pillsbury Creamy Supreme Frosting
These come in some funky flavors:  Pink Lemonade, Orangesicle, Key Lime
Apparently good ol' chocolate or white frosting isn't exciting enough anymore.

True Lime
They should put this next to Coronas in the beer aisle.

Benissimo oil
Am I the only one who thinks it's odd that they put weeds in the bottle?

Smoky BBQ Wheat Thins
Based on the box, I wonder if you have to pick out the brush bristles before eating the crackers.

Carr's Table Water Crackers
Go ahead, eat my crackers.
That's what she said.

Grab and Go Oreo
Finally, they've solved the problem of being able to transport a cookie in the car or to work.

Golden Oreo Mega Stuff
Double Stuf Oreo cookies don't have enough creme filling, so here comes the Mega.
If Oreo invented just creme filling without the cookie part, I'd be all over that.

Anthony sneaky photo #1:
He's walking behind the employee and I think he was looking at her butt.

Confetti Easter Eggs
"Hide 'Em for Fun, Crack 'Em For Laughs"
By the way, the use real egg shells.

I caught Anthony buying Peeps.
Which is the least shocking thing that has ever happened... ever.

Anthony Sneaky Photo #2:
I thought this was going to be a sneaky photo, but he flipped me off.
I have to work on my being sneaky skills a little bit harder.

Anthony Sneaky Photo #3:
Get out of the candy aisle already! Sheesh!

Dude and Diva Bunny
I smell a stereotype or two.

Bud Light Lime Lime-A-Rita
Get your beer and margarita in one convenient oversized can.

Vaseline spray and go moisturizer
I actually bought this, if its easier than the mess that lotion usually makes... it'll be the best product ever.

Sunbeam hot dog buns
Apparently making irons wasn't making them enough money.

Bonus photo:
When we were leaving Walmart Neighborhood Market,
this vehicle was being loaded onto a tow truck with a Tucson Police cruiser nearby.
Somebody was naughty!