Sunday, July 8, 2012

How to eat a weiner

Anthony and I try to find something fun to do on Saturdays.

Last night we went to Casino Del Sol and played bingo.  They don't do Cosmic Bingo anymore but we have gone the last couple of Saturdays to play the evening session.  Its about $25 a piece to play for three hours but we'd probably spend that at a bar if we went out doing that so its not extraordinarly expensive.  And, sometimes one of us wins.  Although that wasn't the case yesterday.

There is a snack bar inside of the bingo hall and most of the stuff they offer I'm not interested in but they do sell hot dogs.  I'm a sucker for a good hot dog.  Its not an amazing hot dog, but its pretty good.  They charge $3.50 for what I'm sure costs them about 50 cents.  For that kind of profit margin the hot dog should be having sex with me and giving me cab fare home.  But, I buy one when I go anyway.

I find it funny to be in photos eating.  One of the funniest foods to be photographed eating... is a hot dog.  Its a little naughty without being naughty.  Here's what I mean:

The key to successfully eating a weiner is to take the right amount into your mouth.
You don't want to nibble, but you don't want to choke.